I Hate My Girlfriend

This is a transcript of a phone conversation Wifey and I had a few days ago.
Everything in this is accurate (or at least in my mind it is)...

Wifey: So i've been thinking...we've been together what four months now?
The Kid: Yeah (with dread in his voice)

Wifey: I think it's time we take our relationship to the next level.
The Kid: (now with blank stare on his face as his jaw is dropping)

Wifey: I'm going to put you in my Top 8 on my MySpace page.
The Kid: ...I hate you.

Wifey: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
The Kid: For a second I thought you were gonna say something stupid like let's move in together.