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Saturday, June 28, 2008

Stuff That Made Me Think Ignorant Thoughts

Yesterday I came home from work. I noticed a shopping cart on the sidewalk near my apartment. My first thought was to move the cart and keep it moving. But then I thought..."That could be someone's car/house. How would I feel if I came outside and my car was about four blocks away?" I'd be pretty pissed. Long story short, I left the cart where it was.

In the newsroom we were discussing the Verne Troyer sex tape scandal. Yes, Mini-Me was getting it popping on camera. With a woman. A full grown woman. Like she was average height while he comes to about...well never mind I'll let you paint the mental picture. So someone screams out that the tape actually exists. Without even looking up from my desk I chime in..."Is it a comedy?"

For Halloween I want to dress up as Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks. I figure if I get enough people together we can go as the entire cast. This includes A Pimp Named Slickback...Colonel Stinkmeaner and other miscellaneous characters. If you want to be a certain character please do your research. Don't try and come as Huey and not commit to growing an afro. Please believe I will wear the smallest white shirt that exposes all the belly fat that Uncle Ruckus does. That's how I roll...

I peeped out this cat's blog the other day. Rashaan's I think. I'd throw in the link, but I don't know it off the top of my head. Anywho, dude had a post talking about slow jams and how you gotta have the right music to set "the mood". Well, I went home and looked at what I have on mine. Yeah...totally different. He had all the necessary groups and singers...Jodeci...Maxwell...Aaliyah...Floetry. I had songs by those people too, but I had like some other stuff on mine. I'm talking Maroon 5...John Mayer...Kelis...Ying Yang Twins...Biggie. Here's my philosophy. The list should be about the music, not the words. If you're too busy focusing on the words and vocal arrangement something ain't right.

7 Comments:

Blogger Veronica Marché said...

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4:33 PM

 
Blogger Veronica Marché said...

Jazmine ---->

I got the tragic, clueless mulatto thing down pat.

Plus I got the hair.

4:34 PM

 
Blogger GreatWhyte said...

You already know that I WHOLEHEARTEDLY support this Boondocks Halloween ignorance, and at first I was torn about my character. But I waited too long to comment and Jazmin is taken :( So I'll go with Cristal **scramblin to Mandees to put some clear heels on layaway**

5:41 AM

 
Blogger cherry's kid said...

oooooo oooooo oooooo Can I be the bitch who knew karate? Please the killer karate bitch!!!! Please?

6:39 PM

 
Blogger GreatWhyte said...

A) you'll be pleased to know that I have finally managed to get my clear heels out of layaway, YAY!
B) I'm pretty sure I got a memo that Blogger is revoking the membership of anyone who hasn't posted in the last 30 days. Just a heads up :)

7:18 AM

 
Blogger She Draws said...

Greetings,

I can't remember how I found your spot... I typically would say I'm here by way of XXXXX but I can't remember sorry! But I'll be back!

Go B.

7:21 AM

 
Blogger suga said...

I just had to let you know that this post was ridiculously hilarious.

I'll be waiting for the pics of you as "Stinkmeaner". You better not disappoint.

8:16 PM

 

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