Yeah...I Stole It

I'm a thief...sue me.

Grub-ology:
* What is your salad dressing of choice?
Ranch. Now do I use it on salad? Nah.

* What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
McDonalds. But Hardees is climbing the ladder rapidly. Those Thickburgers are rockin!!

* What is your favorite sit down restaurant?
Don't really have one.

* On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
Tip??? For what? They're doing their job. You don't get an extra five bucks for coming to work on time do you?

* What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Chicken. (Insert racially motivated joke here)

* Name three foods you detest above all others.
I kinda stick to stuff I like so I can't help ya here.

* What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant?
General Tso's Chicken

* What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Pepperoni

* What do you like to put on your toast?
Strawberry jam

* What is your favorite type of gum?
Winterfresh

Tech-ology:
* Number of contacts in your cell phone?
36...I got a new phone a few weeks ago.

* Number of contacts in your e-mail address book?
Like 10. I don't really e-mail people like that.

* What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A picture of Pink. ( I like that sweet, white nectar too)

* What is your screensaver on your computer?
Nothing

* Are there naked pictures saved on your computer?
Not to my knowledge...

* How many land line phones do you have in your house?
One

* How many televisions are in your house?
Three

* What kitchen appliance do you use the least?
Microwave

* What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most?
R&B and hip-hop

Bi-ology:
* What do you consider to be your best physical attribute?
All of me.

* Are you right handed or left handed?
Right

* Do you like your smile?
After a year of braces hell yeah.

* Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
No

* Would you like to?
Yeah

* Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom?
Of course. I do most of my heavy reading on the porcelain throne.

* Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
Taste...I gets busy in the kitchen.

* When was the last time you had a cavity?
I dunno. Haven't been to the dentist in a minute.

* What is the heaviest item you lift regularly?
My Playstation 2 controller.

* Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Yes. Got hit by a car when I was riding my bike when I was a kid. I remember going down this hill racing my friend. Next thing I know, I'm looking up at some clouds.

Misc-ology:
* If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No. Somethings you're better off not knowing.

* If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
I don't think I would. I've kind of grown into liking it.

* How do you express your artistic side?
I write and I sing. I'm like Luther in the shower.

* What color do you think you look best in?
Clear...lol. But I've been told I look good in green and red.

* How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison?
As long as I had to. I'm a survivor baby!!

* Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Pause...that's all I'm saying.

* If we weren't bound by society's conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at?
Yeah...and I bet I ain't the only one.

* How often do you go to church?
Not as often as I should.

* Have you ever saved someone's life?
I don't think so. If I have and you're reading this...you're welcome.

* Has someone ever saved yours?
I'm sure they have. By the way...good lookin out whoever you are.

Dare-ology:
For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much.
* Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
Yeah buddy.

* Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Nah chief. You can't put a price on gay stuff.

* Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000?
See answer above

* Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
I mean do you really need 10 fingers?

* Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Blog?? Never heard of it

* Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
It would be a spread for the ages.

* Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Yeah

* Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Without fear of punishment in this life or a later one?
A nigga's pockets are tight.

* Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000?
Of course. I could finally be smooth on the outside as well as on the inside.

* Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
As long as it started after the day after the Super Bowl.