Me And My Big Mouth

So I'm going through Blog-Land on my free time and I came across Trish's page. I recommend ya'll peep her blog...good poetry. But anywho, on her blog a game of "Truth or Dare" started. SO naturally I threw my hat into the ring. Did I punk out and say "Truth" or man up and say "Dare". Neither. My simple ass picked both. The "Truth" part required me to talk about an embarassing sexual escapade. As if re-living that moment wasn't enough, I had to include the woman's reaction. Me and my big mouth. The "Dare" part was that I had to put up two pics: one of myself and one of a random white chick. That explains why you see me gracing this blog. Couldn't find the random white chick...but rest assured it does exist. But enough stalling...here's the truth.

It was senior year at Hampton (all of two years ago) and I was on the senior calss trip. They put us on a cruise and sent us off to the Bahamas. That was some of the most beautiful stuff I've seen in life. Clear water...clear skies...bikinis. So me and the boys are on the beach kicking it when I notice this chick. The first thing I pick up on is that she's crazy tall. Now I'm 6 feet no shoes on and she was at least my height or about 2 inches taller. I also notice I've never seen her before. Turns out she doesn't go to Hampton. She's a friend of a girl on the trip. She and I exchange greetings and keep it moving. After coming back from the beach me and the fellas are grubbing hard at the ship's buffet. Why is it swimming always makes you hungry?? Well we're chilling when old girl I saw at the beach with her friend rolls up. She and I start chatting it up again. Game gets laid down...she succumbs to it...we head to my room. We get to the room and waste no time "introducing" our bodies to each other. So we get ready to do our Marvin Gaye thing...you know "Let's Get It On." I pull out the Magnums from my bookbag...yes I came prepared. So we start getting into it and...you know...how can I say this...the kids come home from school early. So we take a little timeout. "It's all good," I say to myself. "This is only Round 1. That just means Rounds 2-3 are gonna go the distance." Nah chief. Rounds 2 and 3 are shorter combined than all of Round 1. I was defeated. I think I heard one of you guys just snicker...