Pick A Topic

I want to blog about something. But the way my mind works, I have dozens of topics running through my head. They range from the serious to the silly. I need help sorting this out. So I turn to you, my faithful readers. I'm giving you a choice to pick what you want me to write about. I warn you, however, with this great power comes a greater responsibility. If you want me to write about some foolishness, don't be surprised when I turn it up a notch. And please believe I will attribute my sources, so YOU will be blamed for what I type. If you choose something sappy, don't get surprised if I make you turn on the water works. Now that I've issued the disclaimer, here's how it's gonna work. First person to respond will get the first topic, second person gets the second topic and so on and so forth. I'm going to do five so that should give you a week's worth of entertainment. I reluctantly hand over my blog life to the people...