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Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Blogger Bully

Let the record state Jameil (insert middle name followed by last name) is a bully. If we were in the sand box, she was the girl who beat up boys in fourth grade. Remember her? I do. There was this Amazonian broad back in elementary school. At the time I was still growing, but I was still one of the taller kids in class. Until Gigantor walked onto the playground. She was at least four to five inches than every boy and girl in class. Naturally as the reigning tall person, I felt she was trying to take over my set and that's just a violation. But I didn't take her down right away, I had to study my opponent. Find out what made her tick and all that jazz. So eventually a few weeks later we were out at the playground during recess. And I challenged her. Remember the game where you and another person grabbed hands and one person tried to bend the other person's fingers back...yeah old school. Anyway we did that...and I ain't gonna front she got me a few times, but I got mine in. So I walked away defeated, but I had my head up. I did my best and that was that. Come to find out after that day, Gigantor started to like me. Apparently no one had ever stepped to her. So now I got this Amazon with some strong ass knuckles who digs me. Even back then I was a sucker, so we "went together" for a little bit. Things fizzled out and by Valentine's Day I was back to my bachelor like ways.

13 Comments:

Blogger Chris said...

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2:33 PM

 
Blogger Chris said...

First of all, "Amazonian broad back",....LMAO. But a good offensive always has a strategized game plan. But most of all. At least you are consistent with the women. As long as I've known you, a women with a challenge peaks your interest, but somehow....somehow....you always got out of the good 'ol V-Day!!!! And then would have them back the week after!...

2:34 PM

 
Blogger Single Ma said...

HA HA you got beat up by a girl! So who's the "blog" bully that you're studying?

Oh BTW, hi my name is Single Ma. I found you by way of blog hopping. I'm diggin your spot.

6:09 PM

 
Blogger La said...

If you'd update more regularly, you wouldn't have to worry about getting bullied. :-P

9:21 PM

 
Blogger GreatWhyte said...

Yes, my friend, Chris is right on point with that one. Release 'em by Valentine's Day, hook 'em back by St. Paddy's Day. That's been true as long as I've known you too :) And we ALL know how you love the Amazons **wink** Sigh.... the material you give me.
But for real, though. Why were you so damn fast?

11:39 PM

 
Blogger Jameil said...

you are so ignorant!!! gigantor and strong knuckles?!?! wow... i hope she comes back and gives you an old school beat down for that one!!

when i started reading this, i growled and kissed the guns and said thanks. can i help i'm the strong armer? i gotta keep stuff in order!! lmao @ x and la!!

8:06 AM

 
Blogger Jarrod said...

Chris...You know I keep a plan in the back pocket!

Single...Welcome to the spot. And she didn't beat me up, she was just the first person to crack my knuckles.

La...Did you just stick your tounge out at me? Are we 7 now?

Monique...Hey! Hey! Hey! I don't put your business on front street like that! Pardon me for having a thing for taller women...guess I have good taste. And I wasn't fast, I just saw an opening and went for it.

Jameil...Yo she was definitely the tallest thing I had seen since Patrick Ewing. And what guns? I saw pea shooters...

2:11 PM

 
Blogger GreatWhyte said...

Who's Monique?

8:55 PM

 
Blogger La said...

Well I was gonna slap you in the back of your head but I figured this would be the path of least resistance. But since that's not ok with you...


*SLAP!!!*

11:05 AM

 
Blogger Jameil said...

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

1:57 AM

 
Blogger the joy said...

lol boys always like the bullies.

HI!!!

3:54 PM

 
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8:00 PM

 
Blogger La said...

Since Jam is on vacation, I am substituting in her blogger bully position. Therefore, I must point out that this is not a real post.



GET ON IT GODDAMMIT!!!

11:16 AM

 

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