Outsourcing

I swear to butter, if one more person from Iowa takes my order for a #2 Super-Sized with an iced tea at the McDonald's around the corner from my apartment I'm going to flip out. It happened today on my lunch break. I decided to venture away from vending machine cuisine and get real food. I drive to Mickey D's and place my order with what sounded like a Black chick. Yes you can sound Black...try it at home. So when I get to the window what do I find? One of Team China's gymnasts...real talk. Shorty looked she was fresh off the rickshaw. How did we go from Jenny From The Block taking my order to Ming-Na Wen taking my money. *sigh* We've got to do better.

Detox Is On The Way*

You need to git up, get out and get something.
Don't let the days of your life past you by.
You need to git up, git out and git somethin.
Don't spend all your time tryin to get high.
You need git up, git out and git somethin.
How will you make it if you never even try.
You need to git up, git out and git somethin.
Cuz you and I got to do for you and I

When in doubt turn to OutKast. Or Mom. Either one provides the verbal ass-kicking needed to get through the day. I had someone else to do that...but I screwed that up. Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies.

*Shout out to Pimpin Ken (no homo). I told you I had an update! More on the way!